So following "the most corporate and over-planned" spontaneous kiss since Al Gore tried to choke his wife on stage at the Democratic Convention, B.S. gets an interview with Tucker Carlson. Carlson, who carefully dresses so as to appear not to care what others think of his conservative image (does anyone believe this guy doesn't have teams of advisors at CNN telling him what to wear and what not to?) attempted an intelligent conversation with our favorite mini-mall queen.

It didn't work. In response to questions about The Kiss (oohhhh) the gum smacking entertainment robot made the critical mistake of allowing sound to pass from her throat that wasn't written by someone else. She is quoted as saying "I didn't know it was going to be that long and everything." She also said she'd never kiss another woman unless it was Madonna. What does that mean? Does she believe Madonna, one of the most over-exposed entertainers ever, who has posed for more pictures with other people's genitals then anyone since Marilyn Chambers -- including a coffee table book of nude photography (hmmm, family reading), is somehow less likely to give her whatever germs she believes comes from kissing other women? Is she saying she enjoyed the "intimate" moment? What?

In a desperate attempt to switch to politics, and perhaps still operating under the total confusion caused from the previous statements, Carlson asked B.S. if she supported the war in Iraq. Her answer, "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." can be said to be absolute proof that she has absolutely no idea how politics works or what happens to people who follow like sheep. About what you'd expect from someone who has managed to make a career out of acting like a pretty little fourteen year old girl who is still overly pleased with herself for having breasts. Give me a break.

Amazing.