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One less perfect little nose out there....
By Andrew Pollack on 09/04/2003 at 08:07 AM EDTWell friends, I'm sad to say there is one less perfect little Hollywood button nose out there today. Teams of surgeons are being flown in from the farthest reaches though, spiritual gurus are no doubt in route as well. It seems that Ms. Cameron Diaz has broken her nose again in a horrible surfing accident. Yours truly is speculating that if this isn't quickly fixed Ms. Diaz may drop from the face of the media altogether. Why? A quick web search could find no reference to Ms. Diaz listed anywhere without her full name being listed (which is, of course, "Sexy filmstar Cameron Diaz"). If she's to be bruised and damaged, she may have to go back -- even if briefly, to simply being Cameron Diaz. What will the Hollywood community do? Think of all the stupid movies about mid thirties idiots performing feats of bad slapstick simply to gain the attentions of "Sexy filmstar Cameron Diaz" in movie after movie. The thought is frightening, I know. Grief counselors will be standing by at 1-555-GET-LIFE.
http://www.itv.com/news/1888361.html ;-)
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Well, I know it is not P.C., and I ceased to be a thirty something last year,
and I'll probably even regret saying this once it is posted, but I would be
perfectly happy to perform feats of bad slapstick to get the attention of the
"Sexy filmstar Cameron Diaz", no matter what the shape of her nose.
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and I'll probably even regret saying this once it is posted, but I would be
perfectly happy to perform feats of bad slapstick to get the attention of the
"Sexy filmstar Cameron Diaz", no matter what the shape of her nose.