I don't usually do this stuff, but this one looked fun.
My pirate name is:
Mad Roger Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid
of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune
of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one
of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!