Site Disclaimer

This site provides information that we hope to be of benefit to many people. Under no circumstance is any ill-will intended toward anyone.

Don't Try This At Home

We are professionals. We strongly recommend that you not follow any advice, or use as an example, or attempt to copy any action, deed, or thought from this website without further investigation. Um, well, except this bit of advice. That is, um, er, not to follow any other advice excepting of course this bit not to follow any other bit found on this web site.

Do not print and smoke this page, or any other page on this site. It will probably cause you harm. At the very least, you'll look like an idiot for doing so.

We are sorry we just called you an idiot.

Always make a backup before performing any action on your computer. Um, er, excepting of course the act of performing a backup. We don't want to send you into an infinite loop and crash your stack now do we.

Copyrighted or Trademarked Material

You may find copyrighted or trademarked words, terms, or images on the site that are used in error. If you do, we offer our humble apologies. We intend nothing but respect (except for Microsoft, in which case its simply a fear of lawyers) and will remove them at your request.

Material In Error

We try to put lots of great material on this site. As such, we are likely to put more errors on the site than you'd expect from say, a blank page or a bit of marketing glossy folded paper. At least we don't put staples through our models' belly. We have no models, so that's simply not an issue for us. If you find an error, let us know. We'll try to get around to fixing it as soon as we can. Really. Since you're following the earlier advice not to follow any advice (yadda, yadda, yadda) we're sure any errors you find will cause you no permanent damage. At least we really hope they won't.

Offensive Material

If you find any offensive material on this site, please let us know. We'll carefully examine it several times. In the meantime, you should probably stop looking at it and look somewhere else.

Humor, Supposition, and Opinion

This site -- especially Andrew's Web Log ('blog) are absolutely filled with supposition and opinion. That's what a blog is for after all. He thinks its also filled with humor so we've added that bit in here as well, though frankly we're hard pressed to find any.

Other Cautions

Caution, filling is hot.
Always wear your safety belt.
Your seatback may be used as a floatation device.
Do not swim immediately after eating.
Look before you leap.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Friends don't let friends use Exchange.